Normally you have to go to a Detroit Lions tailgate to see a face wearing an ass.

That’s a pretty optimistic injury outlook, ESPN.

Thoughts and prayers with the real victim of that wipeout, Art Briles.

Title Nein

There are those who will read this and think “Why, yes, I do want this con man to head our country, because we’ll be the beneficiaries of his grifts and swindles” without realizing that they’re the ones being swindled.

You’re now third on the Browns QB depth chart.

This is Penn State. If they get your asshole, they're not giving it back.

Just incredible assholes. Makes me boil with anger. I kinda want to fight these guys.

DeAngelo Williams, Vince Williams and William Gay vs. Will Clarke, DeShawn Williams and Shawn Williams.

Please, we all know Hillary was the reason that stage collapsed. And, she was the one who stopped the reporters from accompanying the cameras through the hotel. When will she address this controversy? What is she hiding?

You don’t get a time out to pop a dislocated digit back in. The ref was wrong to allow it. The fight should have been immediately called as a tko win by injury for Werdum.

Alumnus*

“It is my dream to play baseball”

Eh, I'm sure when the big moment comes the Seahawks will probably pass.

When I stand for the national anthem I remember those who have fought and fallen for me and those who make it possible for me, as a woman, to play sports, make a living, and allow my voice to be heard. It’s too bad that she won’t stand for the people who have died for her so she has the right to wave a rainbow flag.…

I think I remember Kirk Cousins performing a similar protest in the middle of the Eagles game last year.

I am a son, brother, husband, and father to the women and girls in my life

Doesn't everyone who climbs Everest get cold feet?

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