Suspended game 1 vs. Northwestern State (Louisiana)

I’ll let the other fan know...

He’ll be right up there with Clebold and Harris as one of the greatest shooters in Columbine history.

“I wish it were 1825" — official slogan of the Republican Party in 2016

But it’s about to happen over a Trump candidacy.

A Japanese pitcher with a massive dong. Breaking ties and busting stereotypes. Good for Yu!

the four swimmers spoke to U.S. State Department officials and they agreed to shut up. Almost immediately after the briefing, Lochte “walked across the street” and gave an interview

I’m totally cool lying to a foreign government, especially a corrupt one. His allegiance is to the stars and bars, not crooked ass Brazil. But, man, if it’s true he did it to keep his chick from finding out, that’s a bad look. There are levels of chick you obstruct justice over. Kate Upton, Emily Ratajkowski, Betty…

The IOC is run by the Trump campaign.

Let’s all hope this is the beginning of a long and bitter rivalry between the city of Montreal and the entire state of Kansas.

No snark, Hannah Storm handles these unfortunate and unenviable reports with aplomb, striking just the right balance of professionalism and humanism.

This is awful news. John Saunders was great at his job.

but his character made him that six-tool guy

I really liked the light saber pic above, but this really made me laugh!!

And Iran

better than me, I immediately tried to think of a polygamy joke after I saw Utah State

Shoulda taken the guy who smoked weed in a gas mask.

How did your dad’s reaction kill Hank Gathers?

And yet you are that guy... explaining the joke to everyone who already got it.

It’s very likely that the reason the drug test failure was revealed six days after the fight is because that’s when the UFC found out about the drug test failure.