He’s already demanded a trade to the Pirates.

Somewhere, John Olerud is laughing.

Sure but in the US, I bring bring my 7 year old to the bar and I'm an asshole alcoholic.

Well looks like I have a new favorite Plummer in the NFL (Sorry, Tomsula).

This is how I behaved when I met Rosario Dawson. I was 36. Good bye.

I hate to be a highlight truther, but he clearly rolled his right ankle in the video. So why is the photo of a left ankle?

Former Jaguars player Dan Skuta works out with Cowboys while suspended.

Glad to see Dellavedova playing some pickup games to stay in shape this offseason.

Should have gone with a really young team with future stars:

It’s also possible that playing international football just takes too much time away from Messi’s greatest passion:

It’s “Pride Weekend” in Seattle. All bets are off. Was probably headed to the infield to do a Liza Minnelli number.

“More importantly, was that fan a man or a woman?”

fielders shifted to left field when he batted

Or a Vegas Vacation reference...

Pretty sure that no one was on your lawn, sir.

Haters gonna say it’s fake.

A team that pretty much buys wins is sour that their player picked another team that pays more. What a surprise.

Zardes is so frustrating, because he has all of the physical tools and seems to do something world-class about once every 120 minutes. He reminds me of someone playing FIFA who holds the turbo button the entire time.

The thing we need to focus on after figuring out what to do in the back with Yedlin out is our midfield. Does Klinsmann even change anything? Does Nagbe get to start? Will Zardes do something to make me stop hating him?