Twitter is like life for Magic. He doesn’t know what to do with white cells.

So Ben Roethlisberger didn’t explicitly say no, and Donald Trump took that as a yes? Interesting…

I think that Chump has it in his head that a celebrity has endorsed him if they haven’t specifically wished him dead.

I always thought his position was IR.

AH! My eye! I’m not supposed to get seeds in it!

How does someone whose job it is to be on camera not understand how a camera works?

Headline: Bald Eagle Pummels Canadian Goose After All

When you sober up tomorrow, can you repost this?

If you are new to the world of Ariel Helwani, he likes to make himself the center of many stories (his denials of this were hilarious) and he was totally playing up the victim angle today. It was bizarre.

Yeah?! Well, I HAD SEX WITH YOUR WIFE!

waitwaitwait...there were 22,000 people at a Marlins game?

I believe in economy of words. You’ve got four extra in the headline.

No, but I’m sure many of the local high schools football programs do.

I assume a Browns jersey comes out.

Walked away from the obvious counter of “Yeah, but in 2 hours I won’t be.”

Back in 2008 I actually spent a few weeks volunteering with one of the other charities that Kermit founded in Nairobi’s Kawangware Slum- The Ray of Hope Clinic and Community Center. From what I understood he funded the whole thing and was clearly making a HUGE difference in the community. I remember there was actually…

I thought all warriors fans were “casual” fans. Nobody knew they still had an NBA team four years ago.

How NYCFC and NYRB fans see themselves:

It's a fabrication about majors. It was a pun, dummy.