Buying a Honda Insight is still the worst decision he’s ever made, a problem somehow solved by the second worst decision he’s ever made.

Those of us continuing to deny that those are our kids.

So you’re allowed to be douchey euro soccer fanboys but Brett Favre isn’t? What exactly are the rules here?

Might be one of the worst comments in the history of Deadspin.

Yes.

A spokesman for ESPN says they’ve been flooded with calls from white people overjoyed to see a black man rooting for them.

Please please please let all the entrances actually lead to moving vans headed for the coast to deposit them on pilotless garbage barges.

Find people that are good at soccer and then have them play in the games.

Please don’t be Matt Bush, Please don’t be Matt Bush, Please don’t be Matt Bush, Please don’t be Matt Bush, Please don’t be Matt Bush.

Hey now, Adam Johnson likes my joke.

A large orange, left-to-right-moving object?

“I’m so glad I recorded this.”

The rare occasion where you want the ball in the hands of a white player.

That’s a lot of white people on the court

I once won two straight national championships with UNI on NCAA Basketball 2008 on Xbox 360, so I claim partial credit for this win.

I'm guessing if they can't find him he was probably an eligible lineman.

My toddler is at the exact age & size where she socks dingers on the regular. I gotta start wearing a cup.