That’s like saying “the basepaths on this baseball field are only 85 feet. But since it’s 85 feet for everyone it’s okay.” Then you have one lineup that mashes the ball and the other team likes to steal bases and play small ball.

Holy shit!

I’m also unclear why I would’ve had to get off the couch to blog this.

Prosecutor: “Now Mr. Pierre-Paul, is the man who tweeted your medical records in the courtroom today?”

“You’re doing it wrong — we don’t even have to go through all that trouble of hiding revenue from players.”

However, we non Lakers fan are truly in heaven right now. Jim, keep doing what you’re doing.

Did the approximately five seconds of bliss equal the unknown amount of time spent apologizing? (Probably not.)

That’s the only check from a Schilling’s bank account that is being sent to the state of Rhode Island.

Why does it matter that LeSean McCoy is a football player? He was off duty. It’s the same thing, it helps fuel the story and create a bigger headline.

Videos kill radio stars.

Usually Lincoln’s the progressive and Jefferson’s the racist...

From If I Did It, by Kobe Bryant.

No. She’s still in Kentucky

Punched his girlfriend in the face? That boy a bitch.

God the Seahawks are just the worst.

I was saying Booooorady.

Brady looked deflated

They’re not booing. They’re saying “Booooorady”

Sanka, ya dead?