His fan club can call themselves “Butt Buddies”

You would think they would stay at a different hotel.

I was going to say that this soccer field reminds me of the tiny basketball court in Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

Your tears sustain us.

Yeah, this is never a good start:

As a fan of another school in the Pac-12, it has been my duty to dislike USC with every ounce of my body. Videos like this make my task much more difficult.

That’s awesome. Only thing better than a D-Lineman scoring is an O-Lineman scoring.

This reminds me of my basketball team in 7th grade. We played a brand new school and they were so terrible that our coach did not allow us to play defense outside of the key for the entire 2nd half. They still only scored like 9 points all game.

Here you go, buddy. Okafor started punching the driver of a car after an altercation outside of a nightclub after 2 A.M. Any questions?

So are you a Duke fan or Sixers fan? I have a graduate degree and I didn’t get in street fights outside of bars/clubs at the age of 19. So I have that going for me.

C’mon dude, let Johnny have fun.

Okafor is a piece of shit.

I bet he wouldn’t have gone 36 games between goals if he had more empty nets to shoot at.

Isn’t is obvious? Griffin goes to San Francisco and Kaepernick goes to Washington.

Sue Flay = Bobby’s wife

“Chink in the Armor” was much worse. And much funnier.

If I showed up to a friend’s house and they tried to give me a Chris Denorfia bobblehead, I would be insulted.