This is one of those mugshots where the family will later claim that he was already dead when the photo was taken.

“That ain’t no fucking triangle, that’s a square.”

Oh, are they playing at Arrowhead?

And look at them now. They successfully rid Missouri of racism!

Yay! We successfully got rid of all the racism in Missouri!

“Discovery Canyon” sounds like a Disney movie starring the Olsen twins.

“Officials are still sifting through the evidence”

This sounds like a bad drug trip.

How the hell did all those fans get there? They must have banded together on a wagon of some kind.

I think people of all races were offended by “White Chicks.”

I’ve never liked Adrian Peterson. He always comes across as a very shellfish individual.

Your tears sustain us.

I don’t get this. Ryan Mallet is a troubled woman who claims she’s a man and McNair still supports her.

He ate the entire locker room??

Sounds like Lynch won.

Wow, that woman did not take the loss well at all.

Actually, Dorothy Mantooth was a Saint.

Hopefully he starts out with just some light physical activity, like playing for the Sixers.

I disagree. At least Kordell Stewart’s team had the ball on OFFENSE when they won it.