Solo Contender?

He paid $15 apiece?? What a cawk sucker.

What an idiot. Now that dude is going to have to shower twice this week.

Well, it’s either that or run a Starbucks.

+1

Damn. Texas fucking sucks.

Did the guy who scored the touchdown just “Shhh” the crowd at home?

He looks like a boner.

For my money, this is the #1 sports highlight of all time.

Are we sure that these aren’t just the 7 players on the 53-man roster who didn’t get to dress out this week?

He’s all grown up now...

My roommate in college was a serial pisser when he was hammered.

I knew this shit wasn’t fake.

I believe him. Pete Carroll is an expert at blowing big calls.

The last 6 seconds of this video is GREAT. You can literally see his emotions go from “FUCK YEAH!” to “Shit, what did I just do?” in a matter of seconds. Amazing.

Paul Byrd looks like the kid from Jerry Maguire all grown up

This is a good first step. The second step is banning alcohol during the first half, too.

Jesus Christ, is this what people are like in Minnesota?

Bama fans’ tears sustain me.