Black people’s guide to Caucasian barbecues:

Stephen A. Smith drinks his own pee. Don’t believe him.

Any idiot can eat a quarter. It should only be news if he poops out 2 dimes and a nickel.

I enjoyed this.

Truth.

+1

You’re as good as dead.

I like to answer the phone by saying, “Dominos.”

LOLTEXAS

This isn’t going to help put an end to the stereotype that all tennis players look alike.

Reminds me of:

Nice. +1

Reminds me of Sanchez vs Guida

“Wait....you never said this was a PUBLIC pool???”

The water boy just needed some water!

At least it was a home run and not a field goal...

For the last 4 years a buddy of mine has named his team “Bye”. I am the commissioner in that league and it never fails, at least 1 person each season calls or texts me during their match-up and says, “WTF it says I have a bye this week! I thought we had 12 players??”

Absolutely. My condolences regarding Jordy.

“The official Pokémon site lists Kevin Norton and a James Stumbo, both from the U.S., as invitees in the “masters division” of the world championships of the Pokémon Trading Card Game.”