They can never just say “the man got out of the car and walked around it,” it has to be “the male subject exited the vehicle and then proceeded to walk around it”

You are right. I need to get back to fundamentals.

I agree. First thing is bang about 150 different women a year... then lose your marriage.... then get blackout drunk.

The documents published by the Post listed “soloxex,” “vicodin,” “torix” and “viox,”

Your second comment is fucking GOLD

The trick is to drink a little bit everyday. Even if you don’t want to or your wife starts to cry.

This makes the most sense to me. The beef is allegedly that Greenberg started negotiating a deal to host his own show, but did not inform Golic until the deal was done. Golic was upset that Greenberg didn’t give him a head’s up.

So things are bad between them, right? When I ask my wife if everything is ok, and she says everything is “fine,” that means I’m in deep shit...

Does this count as another major?

No choice of Cablinasian in the Jupiter police database?

You do understand that this was a subtle joke about overheating, right?

I collapse after taking shots too, but you don’t hear me asking for a blog about it.

That girl was pretty hot

My mistake. I got so wasted during all the celebrations that followed in the streets of Toronto that it totally slipped my mind.

Hey. I’ll have you know Alex Mogilny won 2 Lady Byngs.

All the players on the Maple Leafs, for the last 50 years, have steadfastly refused to touch a trophy.

Disrespects his own skill, that’s good. I guess people think Crosby should be some kind of angel out there (like the Sedins, who are disrespected all over the league for it), or else he should be fighting guys with half his skill and taking years off his career.

Why dislike Sidney Crosby? Because he’s a cheapshotting bitch who never stands up for himself, but runs and hides 100% of the time. He disrespects the game and his own skill when he does that.

Steroids-era Barry Bonds in the batter’s box was the most dominant thing I've ever seen in any sport.