I’m the most honest person in the history of mankind. Nobody is more honest than me! That’s what they’re saying all over the place. Even the Totally Corrupt Communist News Network (CNN) is writing front page stories about it. My cars are the best, look, we have just the best cars. And we make the best deals. I think…

The 1.5L supercharged BRM V-16 has always been one of my favorites. On top of being very powerful (it produced 600hp at 12,000rpm...in 1947!), it sounds like a medley of all the best engines noises:

A big purpose of the MOLLE webbing is to be able to tell your friends your truck has MOLLE webbing, because MILITARY.

With such a low specific output and the comments in the article bragging about the life span, I assume that engine is way overbuilt or under-stressed.

Nuances aside, it should say “...more units than Ford’s F-150 Lightning”. There’s no way the entire F-150 lineup was outsold by the Cybertruck.

At this rate, in the year 2065 the Audi A1 will become a $150k, 7-seat, hydrogen fuel cell crossover.

I am no aviation expert, but I am highly suspicious of your assertion that airport tarmacs are gigantic pools of flammability. For one thing, any unburnt jet fuel that may remain on the ground will evaporate. I’m thinking most commercial airliners aren’t exactly leaking fuel left and right, either.

That’s a nice looking car. Audi, if you’re listening, I think I speak for a lot of people here. Please bring the wagon to the US market even though we can’t afford one in the first place!

Is she seriously a 37 year old grandmother?

With that crazy aero behind the driver, it’s closer to a raised LMP car than any sort of van.

Finally, lying in bed on Christmas night, the first one she’d spent without her family, it was time

Launch him to Mars with a Cybertruck in tow. After all, it is “Built for Any Planet”.

it is listed on the official entry list as “demo”

Sir Spinny McDonut

Standard features include a massaging drivers seat, a heated steering wheel, dual-zone automatic climate control, navigation and keyless entry.

I am with you on this one. The fundamental design of CT hasn’t really changed since 2019 (not even the wheel covers!). When it was finally released, it didn’t even have Tesla’s signature “Autopilot” or “Full Self-Driving” features, nor did it have a locking differential! How could anyone miss those details after 5+…

This reminds me of that one time Honda replaced all those engines for free.  All in the name of better efficiency.

The Porsche Surface Coated Brake (PCSB) is my favorite modern brake technology: https://www.porsche.com/usa/aboutporsche/christophorusmagazine/archive/384/articleoverview/article03/

Most dealerships I’ve worked with over the last 15 years are predators. Their sales model relies on people to be a combination of Unprepared and Uninformed: financially illiterate, impatient, no down payment, no idea of what they want, no real budget, only focused on the Monthly Payment, in desperate need, etc.

As good as the E82 is, some may prefer the E46 because of the “simpler” NA inline-6, lack of infotainment and availability of sedan bodystyle.