I assume “gym use” means strictly “parading it around the gym like a douche”

If the authorities never show up, it never happened!...Right...?

Who cares?  Ignore them.

Old business friend of mine, Albert, came to me with tears in his eyes and said, “Nobody respects me! What can I do?” So I said, “What about going to just ‘Al’ ”? And now he’s a legend, folks! Albert Capone...who? Never heard of him! Al Capone? Living legend! See? Everyone is talking about it. I made it happen and…

SAD!

Look, I have a very big airplane and the runways at these airports are so small. Why are they so small? My plane is very big and important. They shouldn’t allow small planes to be illegally parked on the side. They should ban these tiny planes, see how small they are? My pilot was perfectly following the law and this…

TIL the 2024 Buick Envista has a one point two liter turbocharged engine, with a starting MSRP below the entry level Honda HR-V.  Wild!

The expanding thigh supports might be a small detail, but they made a noticeable difference on my E46 sport seats. Every other seat I’ve been in feels really short by comparison.

To clarify, I wasn’t saying the design should have changed between announcement and release. I was saying they still got stuff wrong even with basically the same design.

A huge part of Tesla’s unique value proposition is the Supercharging network. Seeing as their entire Supercharger team was just laid off, that doesn’t inspire confidence when you’re about to spend $40k+ on one of their cars. I don’t fault people for thinking twice.

Reminder: this highly publicized $60k-$100k vehicle was launched without significant features such as “Autopilot” or “Full Self Driving”, without locking differentials, with water ingress after a car wash, with body panels that seem to need extra care or else they smudge and rust, with wheel covers that cut into the…

I wasn’t clear. I was referring specifically to the 2nd generation Venza.

...or a street legal Super GT Prius, with a tasty mid-engine V8!

an electronically limited top speed of 199 mph (19 mph faster than the M4 Comp)

We have a 2021 Venza and it has been fairly reliable. If the onboard computer is accurate, it is regularly averaging 38-41 mpg.

Bananas contain radioactive potassium and formaldehyde!

across from Georgia Tech University

I remember the impromptu motorcycle “takeovers” at that gas station 20-25 years ago. It would absolutely kill traffic in and out of the lot, which is at the corner of a very busy artery from midtown to the connector.

Off topic. Of course they don’t meet FMVSS. There is no need to.

Until someone tests it, the performance is unknown. Would you buy brakes or airbags with unknown FMVSS compliance?