Or any Kia sedan

I think we are mostly annoyed at the resulting caveman logic: “mY tRuCk Is FaStEr ThAn A sPorTs cAR!!!”

For iPhone, pre-orders usually open on launch day after the final price and final product specs are announced. Worst case, you pick a popular version and have to wait a few weeks.  Apple does not announce iPhone years in advance and constantly change price, specs or estimated launch date.

How many hands do you have? Haha

The key difference being: Apple does not string people along by offering pre-orders years ahead of a product release, then stop taking pre-orders before launch, then re-open order books only after the pre-orders are satisfied.

Also, you can’t even order one. At least not online, like every other Tesla.  That tells me this thing isn’t close to being ready on a meaningful scale.

The painted body panels and high voltage battery both connect to the frame of the car. Over time, excess electronic charge from the big battery flows through the frame and slowly erodes the undercoating below the paint. We are happy to provide a Lifetime Overcoat service that prevents this erosion and is applied from…

Cars like the Prius and Rogue would be outlawed - INFINITE ratios!

Sir, your Bolt EV is approaching its 10,000 mile service. We Recommend the following services:

This umpteenth Porsche model variant will be a fantastic Barn Find in 2073.

America LOVES wagons...as long as they have a couple extra inches of ground clearance.

Don’t forget the signature “dihedral synchro-helix” doors, which are featured on all Koenigsegg models

Mercedes-Benz AMG E53

Jeremy Judkins, a Tesla Model 3 owner, tweeted about his negative experience with the Cyberbeer and filming an unboxing video, citing the premium packaging that “the build quality on the box is astronomical, better than the vehicles themselves.”

Ignore the 7+ years of “unfair, rigged and stolen elections!” content...all the proof you’ll ever need is in this photo of some buses!

You cannot use reason to get someone out of a position they didn’t use reason to arrive at in the first place.

The dealership attempted to add on several protection packages that would have effectively wiped out the discount. Some of which were duplicates of what was already contained in the ToyoGuard plan. I had to spend way too much time forcing them to remove that stuff.

I hope it’s better than the Costco model.

Tale as old as time