I’m still holding out for Tyson/Secretariat

And ‘pasta’

I just saw him on the Today show. He was wearing a pepto pink suit. The worst was reading the tweets scrolled on the bottom of all the presumably teenage girls freaking out about the suit. I’m paraphrasing but one said Harry invented pink, he made pink hot, and thanking the Today show for having an icon/legend on the…

Hah, I remember this. And having a conversation with my friends about it to see how they fell along the wash/no wash lines. Apparently we’re all dirty bitches because no one took the “must separately and thoroughly wash legs” route.

“or maybe take a bong hit”...

Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than on any place on the face of the earth?

Am I the only person in America who isn’t enamored with open floor plans? I am all about a house having good flow, but it seems weird to me to be able to see the entirety of your main floor no matter what. Does no one ever want to watch TV or read a book without hearing the dishwasher running or kids getting food?