Go fuck yourself.

Yeah I'm stumped. Trolling or insane to an epic degree? Or both? Also, those pictures are goddamn horrifying. The women are beautiful; their fake asses are not.

Ha, nice job at trolling to start the holiday weekend.

Is this one of those joke posts or a sincere one? I can't tell anymore.

No, I have 10 SUBSCRIPTIONS, you illiterate moron.

Not really. I much prefer jam or sweetened condensed milk on my toast. Although I do enjoy a nice red pepper jelly with some cream cheese on a Triscuit now and then.

That's the magic of Jezebel. When you read shit like this you've got about a 75% chance they're genuine. Troll-shamer! (Yeah this one's a troll though.)

I think you're getting trolled pretty hard here. Either that or I'm underestimating just how stupid/crazy crackity is . . .

Stop trying to be Maury. It's sad.

I'm pretty much judging you more than this woman. Oh god, I can feel a case of the appropriations coming on....Chigittycheck your self before you wreck yourself, because bitches like you are bad for my health. So is filling your ASS with caulk. You do realize cutting yourself isn't generally done to enhance one's…

I am not a smoker, never have been, do not allow smoking in my house. However, I have ash trays. We use them for things other than flicking cigarette ash.

I think the troll is being taken entirely too seriously. Jezzies! You're being played!

You need some caulking injected into your head.

Sober doesn't have to mean not drunk or have anything to do with intoxication (or rather lack of it). Sober can simply mean essentially the same thing as "serious" or without lightness or frivolity type of thing. Also I don't think saying someone should ask themselves intelligent questions is the same as saying they…

TROLL!

Are you trolling? She didn't say anything about race and lots of people smoke and read magazines. That describes my mom's coffee table while I was growing up and she's about as white as you can get.

You do realise crackity is a massive troll right? Just check their post history.

This thread is about a brave and badass woman who is trying to overcome a mistake she made a decade ago and help other people avoid doing the same thing. Your bullshit derailing and trolling about your own issues just shows you up as disrespectful and attention-seeking. Get a grip.

Wow, seems like someone's drinking and having fun trolling tonight.

She thought a little caulk in her ass might help with that crack.