$500? I hope you make good money writing for Jezebel

Well at least when its over you have a tattoo.

At least that stuff has the benefit of making you hot and possibley get laid if that's what you're going for. I can't imagine a lot of men would find it hot to admit you dropped $500 on in-app purchases for a Kardasian mobile game.

I think you need to seek the help of a licenced medical professional. This is clearly a cry for help. Over 400 actual dollars....on a game where you pretend to be Diaper Butt. Yeah call up a therapist asap

I'm not judging you so much for spending money on the game, I'm judging you for writing this asinine article about it.

this article is suicide-inducing

Wait, so not only did you do something...........I literally can't say it because it would be mean........BUT THEN you wrote an article admitting it to the world.

As a person that is tired of game companies putting micro-transactions in 60 dollar games because of shit like this, I hate you and people like you. Thanks for ruining my hobby because you have a problem.

This article needs to be subtitled "I am part of the problem."

I dunno... shit man. If you have that much fucking money to throw around and then make a pointless, idiotic blog post about it how about you give me half a fucking grand. I'll put to good use you know buying food.

What's it like to miss the point entirely?

Anyone who spends actual money on something like this is obviously not hunger, have a fear of hunger, have a fear of losing shelter or just stupid.

You're not a sheep, Tracie. You're a whale.

get a life

Idiocracy. We're already there, aren't we? Fuck.

What.

been to Sonic once and it didn't happen to me, I am not ever going there back ever again

My son is 6. I assure you that he would never, ever eat a green, leaf-ish thing without asking what it was, and confirming how many bites of said green leaf-ish thing he was expected to take well in advance.