it's so subtexty rape apologisty

You guys wanna hear about a real life Levine encounter? Yeah you do. Sadly this is second hand, but I will attempt to do it justice.

Unless you are Weird Al.

So you're saying that he's Republican, then.

I feel like Adam Levine might bet Elliot Rogers with a band.

Just looking at his picture exposes one to the risk of venereal disease.

Ugh I hate Adam Levine. What the fuck is he rambling about in his preferences section?

he looks like the type of guy who would try to convince you that ass to mouth is really sexy and then, oh, didn't you know? Gonnorhea is really in right now.

["Men are not as sophisticated as women," he goes on. "They're not as mature as women. They're not as connected with their emotions as women. There's a very Neanderthal quality that still exists in a lot of men. There's the carnal shit you can't deny. And if you're in the public eye, to me, it's very boring to say…

Why is this a shock? I mean he looks like a douche, the face, clothes...his voice etc.

Adam Levine looks like he smells bad.

LOL @ the old "I can't possibly be a misogynist, I LOVE fucking women" refrain

God, he's gross

This is the shirt of a douche.

Men are not as sophisticated as women," he goes on. "They're not as mature as women. They're not as connected with their emotions as women. There's a very Neanderthal quality that still exists in a lot of men. There's the carnal shit you can't deny.

Anybody that has to specifically point out they are not a douche, is most likely a douche.

Were you forced to click on the article? Then please shut the fuck up about it.

Oh, my favorite defensive douche comment: "preference should never be looked down upon."

Seeing Mr. Levine mocked gives me a real hate-boner, but IT'S MY PREFERENCE, NO JUDGMENT.

I'll just leave this here.