What I hate is that once you find a bra that does the job (I have a couple of Brooks Glycerin tanks w/built in bra that're - ahem - the tits) they immediately discontinue that shit (thanks, Brooks). Also, holy fuck, if it fits "right" it gives mad cleavage (I'm a dd, though, so that's par for the course.)

I think many people have a lot of misconceptions when it comes to cats. Cats are not aloof they just won't be affectionate to anyone that they don't trust. Of course there are exceptions, some cats are very affectionate from the get go. Cats don't want your attention unless they trust you. Case in point the fuzzy…

This is a pretty brilliant idea, actually. No kill shelter + cat/dog cafe = profit!

I'm just drunk enough to ask the Birdman of Jezebel why he really hates pussy.

I'm sorry for you. Partly because I can tell you're living with some kind of really invasive genital infection that makes you nasty and partly because sometime, somewhere, you are going to show your ass to the wrong person IRL and when you wake up you will not speak the language of the country in which you landed.

Aren't there some birds going unwatched somewhere? Chillax, bud.

Also because apts are so small in Japan, many can't have pets.

Dad? What are you doing on Jezebel?

Don't listen to that weirdo, I've never related to an article more. That feverish need for cat snuggles rules my existence. And to know I am not alone in this is a rare and wonderful gift. Cat on my friend.

I am sorry your Friday is going bad and you are a cranky mccrankypants!!!

Yah, but he was popped for illegally having a gun in his car. Not saying he deserves the death penalty but he's no angel, sorry.

Pretty sure the teardrop on the dude's face means he's not exactly some innocent guy swept up by the system.

That's really the best way to handle it.

I don't get that logic at all. True, I'm not a parent, but I was a child once, and it was nice to know I could talk to a doctor/nurse about stuff I wasn't comfortable talking to my parents about.

You're an idiot. gourmet goober may not be a parent, but he/she was at one time a child who has experience in being able to privately communicate about very personal issues with a medical professional without an overbearing parent. Regarding this very specific issue, it's not about being a parent, it's about being…

74% High Alpha

Your argument is flawed - since when did Wayne Gretzky ever check anybody? ;)

Let's not give any more juice to the woefully inaccurate and enabling language of "alphas" and "betas," the MRA's don't need any more encouragement. People who use those labels often sound unhinged and I never trust anything or anyone who uses those terms seriously. They're like some sort of awful self-fulfilling…

I wrote a relationship advice book. It's really short! —

Maybe she's like Morello. Only one date and she's convinced he is her fiance. (Everything in life is related back to Orange is the New Black this week)