Even in Canada, it's brutally hot (I'm translating to American): 80 degrees. Ugh. Bring back the snow.

Now THIS one I can comment on. I am also a criminal lawyer and I insist — for my own safety — on wearing what I call "the jail burqa" when I go see clients who are incarcerated. That's just common sense. I will not walk into a maximum security institution or even a regular jail showing any skin whatsoever. You…

OMG Hephaestus, I'd recognize you anywhere!

God, he sounds like a real tease. Are you sure he wasn't, you know, SLUTTY?

And OMG, a dusting of freckles across the nose. Terribly distracting. From now on, all men should be forced to wear greasepaint to cover them up. I'm only human.

Seriously. Can you imagine being tended to by one of these creeps?

I'll give him an answer...

That must totes make all the guys on Wall Street green with envy.

Give the guy a break. He lost his crayons.

I wonder if the bag containing all of his "special class clothing" was big enough to keep the stick he wears up his ass. Nah — clearly, he never went anywhere without THAT.

Yeah we'll get right on that, dumbass — as soon as I see the entire male student body looking like Don Draper clones.

Rape and forcible confinement, surely?

Spellcheck, table for one...

Yup. Rape is about power, dominance and control. With a side of humiliation.

I've always been a fan of the concept of permanently "disarming" rapists. If you can't use it responsibly, off it comes. Perhaps then they would think twice.

what neck?

Every time I see a picture of Paul Newman I do a double take. He and my dad could be twins. Scary! (Also weird that my dad was so scorching hot.)

This is yet another loser TROLL who was already commenting his pathetic little MRA head off on another thread earlier.

Not this asshole again.

*eye roll*