Good luck, girl.

She sheds like crazy and screams like a banshee when I throw a ball to her. She absolutely loses her mind when that ball comes out. It's hilarious. You'd think the future of the world depended on her getting that superball.

Boot sales? Charity shops?

Thank GOD.

By death.

My guess? Never. Why let facts get in the way?

I'm in.

I'm getting all misty eyed and nostalgic now, despite the fact that I own every grown up kitchen machine ever invented. I still miss that turquoise Easy Bake oven though. And I just looked it up on Amazon.uk for you. YIKES! It's 119.60 pounds!

YOU dragged MRAs into this, asshole. You and your whiny, inadequate ragemonster buddies.

"...and some of my best friends are Blacks."

*snort* Just because they say it doesn't make it true.

We're doing our best but making these guys look like jokes is way too easy. They make it so effortless.

"I WIN AGAIN". Says it all, really. The irony just sails right over his pinhead.

And a life. Also, the ability to think critically, a glimmer of logic and perhaps a larger sized crown of thorns.

Oh the humanity! Maybe we should just make him a sandwich. I'm sure he'd like that.

I'm sure some of them do the MRA version of "helping" — by sending links to free porn sites, sharing techniques for picking up hot chicks ( how's that working for you?) and of course, giving cogent advice on how to drive the Wahmbulance.

Don't look for logic from these guys. They're too busy being oppressed.

And don't forget the negging. You know what I find the most hilarious about these douchebags? "Wah! I'm an Incel!" Yeah we know and it all makes perfect sense to us.

It's how this troll gets off. Pathetic? You betcha — but he has to have SOMETHING to brag about to his oppressed and downtrodden MRA brothers.

Back to your MRA circle jerk, troll. Off you go now. Or aren't you finished masturbating about us?