Oh God, puleeze don't encourage this idiot.

Seriously, right? Also "YOUR definitely a misandrist." *snort*

Why are you feeding this idiot troll? Just ignore him. From what I surmise, he's used to it.

^^^^THIS^^^^^^^ times eleventy billion.

Back to mom's basement with you now, troll.

I hear you, girl. I feed my cats their crunchies and water from glass dishes but the wet stuff goes on paper plates. Smells like ass but all I have to say is "STINKY FOOD!" and there's a kitty stampede. And am I the only one here who absolutely freaks out if I get any on my fingers while I'm getting it ready for…

OK, how about my siamese with the heart above her ladybits?

He almost sounds like he's gargling in places.

That nose is just begging to be smooched. What's his name? He is uber cute! That V above his eye makes him look like he is completely capable of mischief on a grand, perhaps unprecedented scale.

I know, right? That child is responsible for a synchronized mass ovulation.

Yeah, "pretty" eluded me at first too. I know that my folks choked down some iffy looking creations and made yummy sounds while they were at it just to see me smile. Funny thing, nobody ever asked for seconds.

As my six year old self would say (jealously) "You're a lucky duck!"

WHAT?!? Sacrilege!!

Half the fun for me was inventing new concoctions. Some of them worked, some didn't but I remember a bisquick cinnamon "cake" with chocolate chips in it. I was so thrilled I made my mom take pictures of it. God I loved that thing. It makes some pretty wicked pancakes as well.

What's stopping you now? You're never too old for an Easy Bake oven.

I LOVED my easy bake oven. Hands down my most favourite toy EVER. I credit it entirely for my love of cooking today. Wow it was fun. Do you guys remember looking through that little window and watching the cake rise?

I respectfully disagree. Your pug is cute but cats RULE.