You used the wrong version (and as such, the answer is #4):

Does any state have a worse congressional delegation than Iowa? King is a white supremacist. Grassley can singlehandedly derail any conversation on sentencing reform or relaxing the drug war. This Blum fellow is obviously terrible. I don’t know anything about Ernst other than the cutting off pig balls thing. Unless…

Gotta be honest, I am so tired of that dog being so appropriate.

Listen, I really don’t want to see Pittsburgh win another cup, but are we going to allow our nation’s capital to become a continued source of Russian happiness?

The rider sure takes a long time to realize a lawsuit payout is going to be a lot more than whatever the race prize is.

It’s one of those things where you feel bad about laughing, but... that doesn’t stop you from doing it.

Over the handlebars is never not going to be funny to me.

Its different here. Down south they wear their bigotry on their sleeves. And their belts. And fly it from their pickup trucks. In a way its a good thing because you know where you stand with certain people because they’re proud to self-identify as shitty human beings.

And if a fan yelled loud enough in center field for Adam Jones to hear the N-word, I guarantee you we would’ve heard and seen fans around on CNN on MSNBC, they would’ve found multiple fans to talk about what a racist piece of junk Boston is.

Reince Priebus is exactly the kind of name that comes to mind when I think of someone who wouldn’t know the rules to football, but can tell you all about some obscure nipple flicking sport they play in Tunisia.

Can’t wait until the midterms when we can finally slapshot these dummies out of the ballpark for a three point golazo spare. FORE!

The craziest part of this whole mess is that the initial culprit probably got away with it. The guy who threw peanuts at Jones was swiftly removed, but he was likely NOT the same person who yelled the slurs at him. (IIRC he was already yelling at a fan by the time the peanuts were thrown).

As a fake internet attorney, let me preemptively address the knotty legal arguments from those who would ask “What about his right to free speech?”: Shut the fuck up you fucking idiot

The banned fan’s seat will henceforth be filled by a statue of the fan.

The Seahawks have tens of thousands of fans that claim to be the 12th man, I’m sure 53 of them would be happy to step up and put on the pads if their team needs them.

I was really high.

Um, did you not see that Keanu Reeves film, The Replacements?

Throw in a quaint little cabin or chateau and this looks like the photo inspiration for a Thomas Kinkade painting that would be hanging in an NRA’s exec’s office.

You read my fucking mind. The Orioles didn’t start this shit, didn’t continue this shit, but they may have to be the ones who end it.

He really dinged the donger