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Takes, in order of takeness

- The best era for music was when you were 18-24

Want a long shot to consider?

If they’re looking for an unoccupied space that’s hosted bowls, how about Mark Davis’ head?

“If the fans would like us to stay there, we’d love to be there for that and possibly talk to them about extending it for maybe 2019 as well, and try to bring a championship back to Oakland.”

Because, especially in CONCACAF, teams don’t have the funding, resources, or infrastructure to maintain things like locker rooms and playing fields. When teams play in Europe or almost anywhere in the US, they’re playing in well-adorned stadia with smooth fields, decent locker rooms, and a good ball (this absolutely

This game was complete ass.

“To go from such a good win against Chile to a loss in Bolivia...Argentine football still has a long way to go.”

So by not shaking his hand, she was asking to be shoved? That’s a pretty flimsy argument, even by ‘defend the patriarchy’ standards, in the same vein of ‘she shouldn’t dress that way’.

It wouldn’t be a Haisley article without a factual error.

“Just say the word, girl, I got you.”

“You know, the last time someone ordered me to something, I was 18 years old. And it was my daddy. And I didn’t listen to him, either.”

fuck i don’t want to be unemployed again

“Yeah, look, Op, I know the Decepticons are attacking and all, but we’ve got a load of Natty Light that needs to get to Bald Knob, Arkansas by Friday and you’re up in the rotation. So shut up, get the load, and get moving.”

Automated trucks.

Sage strikes me as the kinda guy who didn’t even know when Election Day was

lol that is, by far, the best question ive ever heard asked at one of these things

Wasn’t Dennis Dodd the clown who threw a fit a couple years ago when Aaron Rodgers wouldn’t stop for an interview during he Wisconsin game?

I hope not. I really do hope MLS sheds that “Retirement League” mentality by then.

Fucking Chicago...

My uncle’s buddy on Facebook has no problem with this, because and I quote “a great many adolescents were on the battlegrounds of France, England, Kuwait, and Vietnam. They had access to firearms. And they were as young as 17. They handled their firearms just fine.”

I’m freeeeeeeee