We had a friend like that. I got him the same vase each time because it was mean and he never noticed. Now at age 50, he’s living in the top bunk at his old room at his parent’s house and rants about liberals ruining the world.

To be fair, in Australia the availability of locally grown fresh fruit is much better than that of other countries. There is a good chance that the bananas she eats were grown in the next state over. I’m from Sydney as well and all the bananas sold at my local supermarket are grown in Queensland (the state directly…