CAIAPHAS

“Yo, Liz. How’s it hangin’? Phil the Greek still showin’ you the crown jewels on the reg?!” <reaches for Her Majesty’s breasts>

Great, more plastic lips floating around the Pacific Ocean.

I can only ever think one thing, “Butthead’s mouth and Beavis’ hair” when I see that picture.

I don’t quite understand the outrage being leveled at Goodman, Metcalf, etc. for something *they didn’t do*. The “guilt by proximity” argument is nonsense, and a weak reason to tar people for not sharing your outrage.

Thank you for getting your feet on the ground. I’m an Abortion Funding coordinator at a clinic in Texas, and we couldn’t do it without the people that support us and advocate for the work we do. I am so proud of and inspired by you all.

The RTÉ exit poll has just been announced and it’s almost the same: 69.4% Yes with a 1.6% margin of error. I think we might have actually done this!! My feet are killing me from canvassing, my ears are ringing from the stuff that was shouted at me, my eyes are tired from crying, but I hope to sleep very well tomorrow…

Fake Christianity seems to be our chief export.

Cats have two settings: Nothing Matters & Everything Is On Fire.

at this point in my life, the thing I love most about this, and i love Keanu and I’m psyched that Winona has a romantic lead, is that Winona is only 7 years younger than Keanu and not 20.

Yes! I rambled about this in a different thread above. It’s taken me a lot of intense therapy to see that what I suspected as a child was true. The more I see who my parents are as well as their behavior that was passed off as normal, the more I don’t want anything to do with them. But they are really good at creating…

My chicken-whisper daughter (who convinced me to add baby chicks to our flock of 7 hens) is beside herself. We got the 5 chicks sexed (they said 90% chance they were female) and we’re pretty sure we have a little roo (salmon faverolle). We live in the ‘burbs and can have hens, but not roosters(noise ordinances). Any…

Well, Pence is garbage too. Whatever. 

My preferred Chris is Cooper (what can I say? Lone Star is one of my favorite movies).

As a (regrettably non-famous) Chris myself, I find this article offensive. You didn’t interview Chris’s and without actual Chris representation, you’re just Chrisplaining. Jezebel you should be ashamed.

True. Take away the fame and the high-dollar haircuts and makeup and you’ve got pretty much the same behavior you see in my tacky-ass midwestern hometown. Swap out “country/pop music stars” for insurance agents and doctors’ office secretaries. Maybe throw in a high school football coach for a little celebrity veneer.

I paid off three credit cards AND the last $395 remaining from when I had a bone-marrow biopsy last summer. It’s nice to finally own the hole in my hip bone!

And technically, bullshit is stool.

As someone who has had a miscarriage and an ectopic pregnancy that ruptured and nearly killed me - both in the last 12 months - fuck this nonsense and fuck anyone who wants to debate it. I would’ve punched someone in the throat if they insisted on this ridiculousness.