Brian gets his opinions from a garbage can!

I realize that you’ve written a post about Sean Penn, but why is the top photo of a catcher’s mitt filled with hepatitis?

almanzo was hot.

FYI Spike directed both this and the commercial.

Remember the good old days when 4chan was associated with trying to take down $cientology and not Neo Nazism?

Finally the prestige series Battlefield Earth so richly deserves.

I believe you mean monkday. Hehe.

We need a scrunchie to weigh in.

“Availed” — I do not think that word means what you think it means. 

Just read that Nick Offerman tweet and honestly I have never been more turned on in my entire life. Verbally abusing the NRA might be my sexuality?

Boyfriend is dead-set on proposing to me with a fried onion ring or the like.

Sounds like someone’s resume for a White House job. Although I have pretty radical views on beef-fed grass. Watch for my newsletter.

“Where you only see one mocking comment, it was then that I carried you” —moopidoo

Remember when Hercules stood up for a Centaur immigrant who was being harassed by ignorant townsfolk?

He wants to wipe out scoliosis in the black community.

Of course he did it. But I’m sure we can get a conviction on him for foisting that crappy show “Hart to Hart” on us. Goddamn drunk! Burn in Hell.

Because we’re in The Bad Place.

“This is a deeply private matter between me and my wife. Now, let’s talk about what’s allowed with your uterus.”

“I hear the Pope is a boob man. Nice!”

To be fair, history will never hear about Trevor who brought tacos :/