This entire family has used the childhood chant “I’m rubber you’re glue” as their method of relating to one another.

Get off social media. Do it now, it’s poison. Social media has given people the power to send their annual cloying “family update Christmas letter!” in pieces three times a week, with exactly the same amount of subliminal airbrushing.

The biggest gift my family ever gave me was that fully 50% of each generation don’t get married and become kickass uncles and aunts, for something like four generations now. So I was raised in an environment where being an old single was never “the wrong path” or some sort of lingering doom.

Man this hits so close to home. Life isn’t bad as a single person, but I’m in my early thirties and I’ve never had a long-term relationship. I have tried to fix everything that people have told me is wrong with me. I have dated and dated and dated. I’ve put myself out there to the point I’ve had to rebuild my…

I am 60 years old. In case it helps, I’m going to tell you what I know.

Good Lord, this like the Dr. Bronner’s soap bottle of suicide notes.

I’m bald?

Why is that, MISTER? EDucate yourself on why it works.

Horse conditioner? On my hair? I vote Neigh.

More like RacistCommentMan amirite?

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Fuck off with that noise. We know who you are.

I hear they asked Trump to host, but he turned them down.

My good: I had a really great therapy session this week, where I realized that a lot of my negative thought patterns and sense of isolation are because I still have healing to do from my childhood (my stepmother was emotionally abusive). I thought I had put it behind me when I stopped visiting my father or speaking to…

I’m also offering am interent stranger hug from me and the cat. And I 5th hospice. Literally one of my earliest memories in life is of hospice coming to help with my grandmother. They were so kind to her and me and all of us. Helped my mom get through losing her mom so much and connect her with services. Hospice…

My husband died in 2009.

Eh they’ve already got an admitted sex offender in the highest office, no need to “gild the lily” I suppose.

I’m a black guy and I remember leaving a comment on either Gawker, Jezebel or The Root talking about white allies. I feel that the gist of that comment can be applied to this situation, just swap out white people for men and racism for sexism, like this:

I always think of this when I read about them/hear the name.

Yeah, its funny for about 15 minutes until he starts preaching politics. Sarah Silverman is better at being “shocking”, at least its funny.