“I honestly think he’s a great supporting actor.”

He’s seriously going full-on Dump in his petulant whining. Dude, I’m sorry you had a crush on Linda Carter forty years ago but she never answered the letter you wrote her, illustrated with crayon drawings of you two holding hands or her tying you up with the lasso, but get over it already.

This is the only known image to record the historic meeting between Elrond and Keith Richards.

And what’s up with those assholes in Boston who threw private property overboard a ship into the water?

Whatever he did, she will never fergieve nor fergiet.

I’m not a relationship expert, but it’s clear that their foreheads were heading in opposite directions from the start and so they were doomed to fail.

If we’re going to mix politics and religion, we should really consider going all in..

For the northbound lanes, the Harriet Tubman Highway (or someone else prominent in the Underground Railway). For the southbound lanes, Dred Scott Highway.

The William Tecumseh Sherman “Don’t Make Me Come Down There Again” Memorial Highway.

This is also how Jolie selects her adopted children.

You are extremely right. Although I am informed by my mother and her cohorts, who are literally *the* busiest people I know, all octogenarians. All busy doing things to stretch their minds, stay social, get moving. I was born lazy so I totally cannot relate :-)

Common People is an absolute masterpiece* - and all the better for Joe Jackson’s presence - but there’s a reason The Transformed Man is regularly top of the list of worst albums ever; it’s even worse than Nimoy!

“i’m from Fairview, ain’t nothing to do out there but smoke pot, screw and tip cows.”

The whole situation is not even worth anyone’s time. But my friend posted this meme and it gave me a good giggle.

end up dating a barley legal model.

And that kid grew up to be Sean Spicer?

New Yorker just came in the mail.

Jesus Christ, how dirty are your legs? I shower daily, I’m not a grime magnet rubbing my legs all over dirty sidewalks and shit. Americans probably bathe too much as it is; I feel like adding soap to my legs would just make the dry skin situation worse. Now, I do exfoliate frequently with an oil-based salt scrub,…

they actually still just look like white towels. because seriously, who are these people whose legs are SO DIRTY they need to dedicate time in their shower to specifically wash their legs every time they shower? Yes, sure, go for a hike in the mountains, wash your legs! Run around outside in the dirt/mud/grass…