Ahhh...yes. The silencing of conservative voices by the liberal fascists. Never mind that Fox News is the highest rated cable network, that Rush Limbaugh has been on the air for decades, that O’Reilly was the highest rated cable news program, that there is a literal parade of conservative “thinkers” with an endless…
It jumped the shark when the Fonz jumped the shark. Hence the phrase.
When I babysit friends babies, I tell them about world war II in what I like to call that baby calming voice. I’m a weirdo.
Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.
Shit, maybe we should try a joke woman candidate for president next time.
Opposite day: My vagina is really steamed at Mike Pence.
It should have been you, Lobster.
no one knows what its like
The Lord replied:
“My precious Tebow, I love you and would
never leave you.
During your times of bowl game analysis,
when you heard only one set of approaching footsteps, it was then
that I blocked for you.”
“Just another towelhead going down before reaching their objective.”
Pizza in the mourning
Pizza in the grieving
Pizza at somber times
Bagel BitesⓇ
No longer mourn for me when I am dead
Than you shall hear the surly sullen bell
Give warning to the world that I am fled
From this vile world with vilest worms to dwell:
Nay, if you read this line, remember not
The hand that writ it, for I love you so,
That I in your sweet thoughts would be forgot,
If thinking on me then…
If it starts out with Dump and Pence going to prison I’ll consider its resume.
“My son turned 10 just the other day
On the bright side this terrible terrible news has given us a wonderful pun - breadxit
Well, to anti-choicers, it kinda is mass murder. When dudes do it, anyway.
there is a word. “Texas.”