took the words out of my mouth!

Zamfir played the pan flute while Rome burned.

Because these are the end times, I’m gonna go ahead and be ridiculously pedantic about something that is entirely beside the point: Actually, if Nero was playing a musical instrument while Rome burned, it was it is more likely a lute because violins were not invented yet.

Christian Bale once asked an assistant to “eliminate” a fan, and detailed a method of killing them with a screwdriver. Thank god I’m not a fan!

Scumbags gonna scumbag.