He is a disaster. So much so that when he actually says or does something that even borders on competent - which, of course, rarely happens - the media falls all over itself with calls of “this is his turning point,” or “he’s starting to get a handle on this,” and even “everyone - it’s not that bad, there’s still…

You mean the Tom Clancy movies. He has no ideas they are based on books.

I doubt Trump has read anything longer than a menu. Ever.

Recently Trump was in Wisconsin with Paul Ryan, whom he repeatedly referred to as “Ron”.

It’s really hard to tell if he’s an Orange Crested Silver Spoonbill or a Ruddy Cheeked Throb Gobbler. We need an ornithologist to help us out here.

Still convinced he abuses prescription amphetamines. I feel like he’d see himself as too sophisticated for coke but could easily convince himself some uppers from a doctor are a-ok.

If this (barely) sentient cum rag understands that there are repercussions from his actions then we are in worse trouble than ever imagined.

Maybe, for a second, the clot moved.