Goddamnit if your baby comes out at 4 pounds or under you need to take that baby to the hospital you dumb shits

Memory: The first year Tina Fey and Amy Poehler did the Golden Globes, they were doing “this or that” and the subject of “Which Chris?” was raised. Tina Fey, because she has excellent taste, screamed, “CHRIS PINE!!” and then looked slightly embarrassed.

I absolutely support a person’s right to say no. No unwanted attention, no unwanted touching. Ever.

There’s money in the banana stand!

Ariana is a good cat.

Tangent: through all of this chaos is anyone else, like, getting it pretty bad for Emmanuel Macron? I am married but if I were having a bachelorette party I wouldn’t want my strippers to be cops or whatever. I’d want sexy world leader strippers. Sexy Macron impersonator, sexy obama impersonator, sexy Trudeau…

Bloomberg’s motivations are surely not entirely altruistic; he toyed with running for President in 2016, and it’s thought that he might actually launch a run in 2020.

My friend laughed at me because as the trailers came to a close, I put my hands to my face and whispered/pleaded, “please let this movie be good.”

the Black Eyed Peas are still a music group.....?

Kirsten Dunst is engaged to Landry? Huh.

I’m sure Donald was really concerned about Sasha and Malia’s emotional well being when he was peddling his birther bullshit for eight years.

“leaked” sex tape.

Is this a surprise to anyone? As soon as these services became available, I assume anyone wanting mass credibility and popularity would buy social media followers.

Umm...I didn’t vote for my own self interest. I’m 41 year old white college educated man. The right choice for ME is to vote GOP. I voted for what’s best for the country. I’d much rather pay for poverty at home than wars where Haliburton makes $39 Billion. I’m kinda cray cray that way.

I still am unable to see a picture of Harper, or hear his voice, without having a deeply felt sense of disgust and anger at his brazen attempt to destroy our country’s entire social system. I am glad he is gone. It will take a while for his influence to fade, but people are working hard to erase his destructive and…

I don’t disagree with your assessment (I remember feeling embarrassment about Harper and how he was stripping Canada of everything that made us something on the world stage) but I will say that as a Canadian, coming to this site and others like it, feels me with relief. It reinforces my belief that you aren’t all…

Don’t laugh. As an American, this is humiliating. Every childish, bully thing he does is a reflection on us, as a people. The outside world doesn’t see Americans as this split thing of people who voted for Trump and those who didn’t. They see us as one nation who elected this asshole (and there is no better term for…

There is a reason that in The Emperor’s New Clothes it is a kid that points out that the Emperor is naked. Children are very good at seeing past all the superficial bullshit that adults think is important. They can see that under the fancy suit and ten tons of self-importance, Paul Ryan is just a spineless little…

“According to ABC, one parent posted on social media that students should respect Ryan because he has a fancy job, no matter how much you may want health insurance someday.”

If Trump wanted to shade Papa Francis he would have given him a book by Martin Luther - and the best Pope shade was when he asked Melania if she was feeding him a fattening Slovenian dessert. ;) Of course he asked in a language the two shared and tRump doesn’t.