Bad things never happen to good people Just look at Jimmy Kimmel’s baby, who was has lived such an unhealthy life he damaged his own heart. Glad the rest of us won’t have to pay for leeches like that any more!

So many of my comments in real life and here and elsewhere on the web boil down to “Jesus, look at this fucking asshole right here”, and I mean to one day change that and cleanse myself of this all-consuming hatred, but Jesus, look at this asshole right here.

I want to be excited for the next Fantastic Beast but every bit of news about Johnny Depp makes me so damn anxious for that franchise. Why did you do this to us, JK?

I hear you, she can be evil but she’s a good interviewer; she asks questions no one else dares to ask.

Ryan Seacrest is The Worst™ and is already everywhere. This news gives me a sad.

So Trump signed an executive order that has Ryan Seacrest has all the jobs in the entertainment industry?

Yep. trump never thought past the election. Winning the popularity contest was his only goal.

I love how our “toughest” president in history is such a wimp than he can’t even stand a correspondents dinner.

Don’t apologize Bella, after a tough week at work, sitting on my patio, sipping wine and reading obsessively about the Fyre festival has really made my weekend.

Trick question, since a golf date sounds awful for any amount of time.

We here in Canada were surprised at how mean we apparently are to Wisconsin dairy farmers. It turns out that Wisconsin dairy farmers are also a little surprised. Of all the things to fabricate a cross border dispute with Canada about and this guy picks fucking milk. Wisconsin dairy farmers are more hobbled by the fact…

Been waiting to use this one all day

Ivanka is a useless troll for show.

They need to do a movie together. I will watch it at home, alone, over and over.

That is some serious 007 action from Tom Hardy. YOUR MOVE, IDRIS ELBA *fans self*

Tam Hardy can neighborhood watch me any time he pleases.

TBH I’d totally steal a moped if it meant a pat down by Tom Hardy. Even telly-angry Tom Hardy.

So people have finally stopped endlessly defending her because she was a high profile Transgender individual and finally realised that both pre and post transition was a shitty person?

I’m happy for her, seemed like Johnny was treating her like she’d have nowhere to go after him, then she rebounds with a billionaire. GOOD FOR HER

Normally I’d have something pithy to say about Amber/Elon, but after everything she endured with Johnny Depp, I just hope this relationship is good for her.