Murrica and it’s bizarre prudery.

If you’re going to redact her address in the text you might also want to bleep the video where she gives it out. I’m sitting here in the UK and I could google street view her place in 5 seconds, hot dog van in the driveway and all.

Dear god, America, are you never going to learn. Nobody except a soldier needs an assault rifle. Most civilized countries get by perfectly well without their citizens being armed to the teeth, or having easy access to guns. Anyone would think you’re trying to compensate for something.

Fibre. Please. It is the Queen’s English, after all.

Yeah, there are some people who have mouth agape as their default facial setting. See Kanye, Kristin Stewart, Jon Heder. It’s an unfortunate look because it makes the owner look mentally challenged, or like a fish on a slab. Like resting bitch face. It’s resting fish face.

Bobby, Bobby, Bobby. Oh Bobby. It’s not ‘the’ Culture Club. It’s just Culture Club.