Thta is a pretty funny story.

This is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. Hahahahahaha.

OMFG.

There are many times I have been infinitely grateful my dogs can’t talk (particularly because one of them thinks I am VERY stupid, and I suspect he’d love to commiserate with people about it).

This young woman’s face was the target of internet bullying by strangers, from the time she was a very young child. Thanks to that K tv show, their images were plastered everywhere & wonderfully useless couch commentators mocked her appearance incessantly. So she changed. And gets different criticism.

But Pitt would be too young for that one, yes? My guess is Jolie has absolutely nada beyond normal shit, and is just going full scorched earth.

Oh man, I’m that terrible friend.

I watched this transformation for a lot longer than I’d like to admit.

HE HAD CHEESE IN HIS MOUTH.

Once, I got mad at my husband (like, crying mad) because he gave me a necklace while I was in a serious postpartum hormonal stew fugue state and while he was giving it to me, HE HAD CHEESE IN HIS MOUTH. I couldn’t wait to tell someone what a fucking monster he was and when my girlfriend called 5 minutes later and I…

Yeah, but it’s usual boring, pedantic stuff that no one really cares about.

You know how, when you’re in a relationship and you’re having a fight, you can’t wait to tell your friends or parent or therapist about it because they just won’t believe what that horrific so-and-so has done this time.
And then you tell them and it’s always “I asked him to do the dishes, and he let out this big sigh…

Is it just me or is Angelina going way too hard on this? Sort of like she doth protest too much? This whole big secret proclamation is over the top.

The things that Nicole Kidman & Katie Holmes know about Tom Cruise.............what I would give to know!

Doesn’t every couple have info on each other that would embarrass the other if made public?

I can only star once, but let me add: that is effing hilarious

I’ve been waiting for months now since that was published to find out who it is. I’ve speculated with a bunch of people and none of us really have any idea, it was so vague. Brad Pitt passed through my mind fleetingly, i dont know if he’s old enough? 

I thought that but I wouldn’t want the kids with Angelina either then if she had let those children near that....

remember a few weeks ago, the whole pedo A lister/”Family man” rumor? my darkest self wants it to be him.