I’m a Texans fan and I loved him, I wish him nothing but the best and hope he stays healthy. He’s a pretty nice guy in person, not that it means anything really, but seeing him have that mini-stroke was terrifying and I’m glad he’s being proactive about this.

She’s treated a lot like how Serena Williams is treated. Williams has been called a man by so many people and so has Michelle. I’m wondering if it is because both women are black, strong and athletic. That racist can’t stand their mix of strength and power so they deny their womanhood.

You just need to find someone that appreciates your body the way it is. There are people out there that appreciate a little extra on their SO to love. When I was younger I did the same thing all kids do and find themselves attracted to those that other people found attractive. My first girlfriend was overweight and…

Imagine the poor boyfriend. “I said I wanted strippers, not scriptures.”

If i’ve learned one thing in a life that has been spent mostly alone it’s to not give a single fuck about what other people think about you, you’ll never please them and it’ll never please you.

Yes it’s so infuriating that ball-kicking is considered OFF LIMITS. If men don’t want to be kicked in the balls, maybe they should stop ASKING FOR IT by doing fucked-up shit that makes you have to kick them in the balls!

This is so good. And mirrors so much of what I feel. Hopeless and angry and just so fucking full of rage at the class of men that I don’t know what to do with myself.

I totally agree with this, and I am a Californian born and bred. While living across the globe, my identification was always ‘Californian.’ I feel a part of the nature, here: the land. I never walk on this land without thinking of and feeling the Native American presence that was once paramount. I am not Christian but…

Let’s be real, the homeless crisis in this country is everyones problem. it reflects badly on the entire country. it’s not a CA specific problem.

If you believe in reincarnation, 2016 could prove very interesting for the future talent pool.

If there is an after life, I like to think Carrie is chiding her mother saying “Jesus, could you not even give me 24 hours before you stole my limelight?!”

I love Maureen Johnson’s books. I also love this tweet. Thank you!

What about kids of parents that just really hate each other but are still married?

it was probably something minor and stupid... like Monica borrowed Brandy’s favorite shoes, that were a gift from her GODMOTHER, and didn’t even offer to replace them.... then one thing lead to another and now 20 years later they’re still fighting and no one knows why Brandy is still upset over that stupid scuff mark…

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!

I feel so silly for not knowing Carrie Fisher’s mom is Debbie Reynolds.

My only one night stand took place in a car on a closed road on the side of a mountain in Aspen in a rare snow/thunderstorm with Listen Without Prejudice playing in the background. The guy was beautiful. But not as beautiful as George Michael.

Fuck you! Elton John is fine.

And you better bring your waxing A game or it will look like the “gift” is a nest of spiders