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You and your wife need new friends if they’re all that concerned about the size of the diamond. Of course this is coming from a guy whose frugal wife would have cut him if he wasted $5k+ on a diamond. But seriously, I’d say over half of our friends who have gotten married in the last 5 years have opted for something…

Got engaged 2 weeks ago. My ring is a 2-carat ruby (lab created, its both our birthstone), surrounded by .10-carat white sapphires (also lab created) on a 18k gold band. He paid less than $170 at Macy’s and I’ve received nothing but compliments on the ring.

I got engaged and married with a single family ring that I could replace for less than $300. My husband has had a series of rings that all cost less then $50 (we replace them when they get broken or lost, which has happened 3 times so far). The ring itself isn’t the important part for us, and there are better places…

That is largely myth. Owners do not want to deal with stolen property, and they will go to lengths to make sure that it does not happen. There is a process. Also, I’m not looking for a ring in a Movie.

I was hoping that this post would discuss other gemstones, which are a lot prettier than diamonds anyway.

I like Grifter in Chief. That’s sorta my resting baseline. Lying Shitweasel is a notch up. Putin’s Orange Bitch is a couple more up. When I get to That Lying Sack of Democracy-Destroying Shit, I stop and turn off all devices in favor of some pg wodehouse & a nice cup of tea before I have an aneurysm

Also may Trump burn with the fire of 10 million suns.

Boaty McBoatface has more integrity and value to the world than our fucking orange dotard.

Very early in his campaign, she was on one of the Sunday morning shows (I believe Stephanopoulos) and Keith Ellison said words to the effect of “Trump needs to be taken seriously.” She laughed in his face on national TV.

Recently (it was only a couple of days ago but time seems to stretch with this thing)one of Trumps lawyers tried to get into a classified meeting unannounced. And the people present apparently just said straight out “No. That’s not ok. Get out.” And I was thinking, why is this not happening more often? Is there only…

Joy Reid and Ari melber have stopped reporting his tweets, thank God. Now we need the rest of the press to stop scrambling after them and the corporate media CEOs to stop drooling after the ratings ... which will be harder

... which POTUS 44 and HRC and their surrogates were saying as early as 2015. This is nobody’s secret.

I swear to you I told her exactly that. That based on that description his behavior was either sociopathic or pathological or both, but either way, *she* was complicit.

Maggie didn’t hesitate to call the Hillary campaign liars.

Baha! But Cusack zinged her right back:

Her coy Smug “you peasants who don’t get to hang out with POTUS just don’t understand” tweet to John Cusack is particularly gross.

Whether Trump is self-aware or not, as an adult and as the freaking President, he is responsible for what comes out of his own mouth. It’s been apparent from day one that he and his administration have no respect for the truth (among many other things) and so it’s high time we call them all what they are: Liars. If…

I wish there were something more certain than ‘absolutely’. Newscasts should start with “Good morning. Here’s a list of all the things the President lied about today...” and go from there.