We do something similar with cooked chicken breasts. Shreds them up real nice for enchiladas or quesadillas.

I legit keep a score in my head of anyone who ever says anything shitty about Bruce Springsteen, and they are forever DEAD TO ME. (Dave Grohl, I’m looking at you.)

TO THE IDIOTS IN THE GRAYS:

They watch one episode SG-1 and suddenly think they’re Teal’c

It’s like the political universe had to get back for “No Drama Obama” by giving us this fucking Katrina-sized shitstorm of non-stop scandal to restore balance or something.

Considering his biggest “controversy” was looking good in a tan suit

Calling TO the worst teammate in the history of football is a huge fucking stretch, my dude.

Ah, BBLMSALMSFC. I believe that’s pronounced “BubbleMySalamiSanFrancisco”.

Every day, friend.

Remember when Barack was President and we didn’t have to worry about who anyone was fucking and what porn they were watching?

Yeah, he seems like a tool. Can we replace him with Lin Manuel Miranda as Go To Broadway Guy?

Real talk, Neil is a fucking asshole. I know folks who went to elementary school with him and they said even then before Doogie Howser he was a fucking spoiled brat. Nice to know he’s consistent.

How I met you and your husband numerous times but don’t remember.

Oh my god. Her response really is absolutely perfect.

Here’s looking at you NPH

I think he was so busy seeing it through a lens of “young person who’s life will be ruined if criminally sentenced” instead of “rapist”. That’s a problem here. Because he didn’t sleep with his girlfriend who was a year younger than him and thus not legal. He raped someone. The fact he was intoxicated is not a defense.…

I’ve read otherwise regarding his sentencing history, so we’ll have to agree to disagree.

The idea that the recall will undermine judicial independence completely disregards the fact that recalls are part of the judicial system. Anyone making that argument is trying to bullshit you.

Anyone who thinks TLJ “ruined mah childhood” has clearly never moved beyond that childhood.

We must be the same age, I used to get weird looks when I told people I had never seen Ghostbusters. I LOVED the new one. Kate McKinnon and Chris Hemsworth are both so funny in it. And you gotta love Andy Garcia.