9: Don’t force a conversation with the person next to you if they are trying to ignore you and everyone else.

Lots of Republicans said that about the man, including Lindsey Graham. Doesn’t mean they didn’t vote for him or go along with his policies.

You are worth at least 2.2 billion dollars and you decide to go cheap and get the brass testicles? Get some gold ones and commit, or stay the hell out of my cartoonishly evil NFL owner’s group.

I wish we could clone 434 more Maxines and have them carpetbag for all the other US districts. And while we’re at it, let’s clone Fred Rogers to run for President.

Nevertheless, she persisted.

And yet Michelle Wolfe went too far.

She is a national treasure. I love how she has zero fucks to spare for those republican pricks.

Am I understanding this Schneiderman situation correctly?: Two victims of abuse by a high-powered prosecutor go to a lawyer for advice on how to obtain justice. The lawyer says “don’t report it to anyone else—let’s just tell Donald Trump.” Then Donald Trump just keeps it in his back pocket until he needs to blackmail…

Maxine Waters is leading the revolution, the rest of us need to catch up

I will not yield. Not one second. Not one second.

OMG Maxine Waters gave me goosebumps.

Not quite as fluent with that show as I am with the others mentioned, but it seemed like the show didn’t so much as experience the overextended decline that we saw in The Office, but rather set itself on fire by being unable to find a suitable conclusion. Is that too generous?

How I Met Your Mother would like a word.

Mine was Kimmy backing Julianne up in the ladies’ room at the ball field and dropping “big-haired FOOD CRITIC” at her. It was like holy shit, she’s got a spine.

wasn’t away that Juliannes characters “evil” nature was a “twist” because it was pretty obvious on the movie poster...

But Mulaney is making jokes out of the real world and Oliver spends his time pointing out how much of a joke the real world is.

i too nodded my head and had to give bittenbinder credit. i had that moment when it was first confirmed that he was real; “ah, ok yeah of course mulaney combined for comedic purposes,’ but i have a low bar for humanity as a whole so kudos to jj for reading the room

Eagles sang about promiscuity, drug use, and conspicuous consumption, too. Cleaner language just gets it on the radio but it doesn’t improve the message.

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

Sure, he stalked her, beat her, and threatened her life as well as the lives around her, but he wrote some stuff that seems kinda cool. So....