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I can’t remember the last mainstream hip hop song I liked was so I’d even buy the cassette!

Seriously! Like six people have died from vaping and BOOM! They’re gone! (I’m not sad to see them go but that’s beside the point.

More than anything, I wish I could take away Trump’s voice. Not just his literal voice. I want to take away his ability to communicate anything. No interviews, no tweets, not even so much as a whisper to Melania. I want him to be trapped in his own mind with his brain turds and not be able to do anything with them.

I mean to be fair we were first introduced to him over a decade ago. Ten years ago I didn’t have custody of my child and I was doing at least $60 worth of opiates each day so we have no idea how he might have matured. 

Irina doesn’t have Jen’s star power/recognition to pull that off. This is just Irina via her publicist/agent (excuse me, “fashion sources”) trying to extend her 15 minutes after she got some press from Cooper split.

This is precisely why I have shy bowels and don’t use public toilets...

I get your hesitation but to me it’s better than all these celebrities who get work done and lie about it

I don’t understand why British dentists even OFFER caps that white. Easiest way to spot fake teeth is if they’re approximately 20 shades whiter than those of all of your fellow countrymen.

Yes, an objection over here. This sort of celebrity worship is what got us into this mess. Please stop it.

My theory is still that Trump uses Twitter to control the media attention more than anything. I wish everyone (Legend included, as epic as that was) would just make a pact to ignore Twitter as any form of official Presidential communication. Let him yell at his base in a giant echo chamber, leave the rest of us out of

It’s not a joke, it’s a giant middle finger at spending thousands of dollars and putting ungodly amounts of pressure on ourselves just to please a bunch of people who, in the end, only want free food and drinks

Ok word!

I’ve been saying their social justice interest was a marketing angle for years! And everyone EVERYONE shouted me down that Beyoncé was a socially-conscious, deep-thinking philosopher and hard-charging, Angela Davis feminist! Except you have never heard her ‘say’ anything, on any subject! A commoner tells her that

It’s very sad what happened over the weekend. What is also sad is the lack of response from our leaders. It’s not just the President... it’s at the state level as well.

Or if Ivanka dumped him again.

Ooh remember the backlash when he said if he had a son he’d look like Trayvon Martin?!?  HOW DARE HE POINT OUT HIS RACE AND THE RACE OF A VICTIM IN A RACIALLY MOTIVATED MURDER 

Obama caught flak for crying during a speech after eighteen 6 and 7 year olds died at Sandy Hook. If he was literally Jesus the republicans would have found a way to bash him.

First it was the white woman who voted overwhelmingly (53%!) for the pussy-grabber, repeatedly failed businessman, misogynist, racist, birther, with no political experience to be President.... Now, it’s the disgruntled, suburban white boy who hates brown and black ppl, with no sex life and no friends, but a strong

It was just a couple months ago that Trump warned America that if he didn’t get reelected his followers were gonna start killing people. Yes, he really said that. Trump went into hiding all Sunday because he’s entirely aware of his own culpability in these incidents.

Yes, his sister was killed as well as one of my cousins. No info about motivation is being given and the police are hesitant to call it a hate crime.