Tom Hanks is literally perfect though. Even being 50% responsible for birthing Chet Haze can't really diminish that fact.
I’m kinda excited to watch fifty shades of black when it comes out on DVD or on-demand. Am I alone in this? I would go to see it in theatres but that requires putting on pants and a bra and I really don't have time for that.
They are so damn uncomfortable! I got a pair for my wedding, and after wearing them for a couple of hours I became conviced that Christian Louboutin is a sadist. And I regularly wear tall, spikey heals.
Its people like this who make it difficult when a woman really has a problem”
At least his ass isn’t hanging out every play, like Gronk.
“Wait, you can be praised for this?” - Eddie Lacy
In my view, I treat an Uber like I would a taxi and try to tip. I’m very tip etiquette OCD coming from generations of factory workers who weren’t paid well, so I usually err on the side of tipping. Most jobs where tipping is practiced aren’t “easy”. Even people who work at sub shops or pizzeria’s, where a lot of…
Had to star/approve such a classy response from a Patriots fan. I hope you’re not buried by the “game was rigged by Hochuli” crew.
I love my Patriots, but hot damn does Denver deserve all the credit for this game. Their defense played as close to perfectly as they could. Miller was truly terrifying and the Pats O-line had no answers at all in that game.
Double straps on the hips? If they don't carve into the flesh, do they stay on? Confusion.
Considering how they are a perennial NFC contender they don’t need to turn it around. I think McCarthy is right he’s only looking for a couple impact players through free agency, nothing crazy
Talking about 2 years ago. NYC’ers making fun of Atlanta (and Birmingham’s) situation. Check out the NYC’ers comments on Gawker about those storms from 2 years ago. For example, you folks up north (not you in particular) made some mean comments about how “Up in (name a northern state or city) we have plows and why…
Us wussies? you realize im not in NYC, and asking the same question as you right? I live in a VERY snowy location. No need to be a dick.
Seriously, WTF are “Farrah’s Friends”? Diapers? An escort service? I don’t understand and I’m too scared to google it.
I....I LIKE sriracha. Why is there always a backlash against innocent tasty products that only want to make your taste buds happy and never asked for frenzied internet fame? (See also: bacon, avocados, both of which are also delicious AND taste good with sriracha.)
What about Kristin Cavallari!!!! Asking for a friend.
If we’re being polite, it is inexplicable that Donald Trump—an ongoing Jezebel writing exercise that recently…
A multi-game suspension isn’t enough for Burfict. A better punishment would be to trade him to the Cleveland Browns.