The ACLU website has great tips on having a demonstration in a peaceful and constructive manner. Not that I care, but some things you need permits for. This seems to be one of them. Also as it is private property, pretty sure you can tell people not to demonstrate on said property. BLM has a good message but they…

Vice President Jesus

I loved this. I loved ALL of this. I know I’m going to get slammed for kissing your ass Jia, but I don’t care. This is the piece I’ve wanted to read from a Jezebel EIC for a long time. The promotion has changed you for the better.

So that explains the strangely strained expression on her face in all her photos with him.

You know that Melania has never gone to the bathroom when he’s around. I’m sure that they have that weird marriage where she needs to go downstairs to poop because, heaven forbid, he finds out she’s a human being with normal biological needs and functions.

I feel you.

Yeah, Gwen’s gone full Blake. I bet when she was with Gavin it was all Bangers and Mash and Figgy puddings.

As a Lizard Person, Fiorina presumably has a cloaca.

I’m always blown away when these same women have several children.

i’ve known adult women who wouldn’t say “vagina” or “sex.”

I can’t decide whether this is too high class or too hipster for me to give two shits about...

I usually would not condone criticism regarding a woman’s looks, but because she’s revealed herself to be a total asshole, I’m really okay with it.

The Panthers were trying to get in Beckham’s head and it pretty clearly worked.

Suspend It Like Beckham

I actually just watched the movie and I *think* I’ve convinced myself I need that mop. So, yeah ....

I think I’m limiting myself because I can’t seem to do anything at Zombocom.

Wow the mainstream press are calling him out in like half as much time as it took them on Cosby! With this kind of progress maybe we can go after the next one within 5 years!

I know many of the people these candidates speak for. I’m related to many of the people these candidates speak for. What scares me the most about these people (and their candidates) is not that they believe what they believe. What scares me most is the fact that they are all so myopic and delusional that they really,…