Dong Thong

Like you, I don’t understand why I don’t hate this show, because it has every ingredient to inspire my scorn, but I just love it. And I think you’re spot on - their chemistry and dynamics are genuine and real and it shines through. During some of their segments wherein they present beauty advice or whatever advice, it…

Soooo basically it’s every girlfriend role in every movie?

Wait how is this a tech startup?

I’m tired just thinking about the effort it would take to procure even half of this shit. And I consider myself kind of healthy. Guess not.

Great work, Ellie.

Well I stand corrected then. I just remember all those years ago in HS we didn’t sing “pussy wagon” and “shaggin wagon” rang familiar to me. Either way, I actually enjoyed this new production - and I always hate and criticize everything - and think they did a great job from production to choreography to music and to…

If I recall correctly (from over ten years ago when I did it) the Broadway lyric is Shaggin Wagon - Pussy Magnet was only in the movie. I could probably easily google this, but I already hate myself for even typing this.

It’s “Shaggin’ Wagon”

I can’t even pretend to be cool and soulless about it - this is a pretty great production.

Same here - I’ve been wearing heels forever - every kind imaginable, usually 4 1/2 inches and above - and nothing is more uncomfortable than these. I made the mistake of wearing them to go on vacation (wanted to look all fancy...should have known better), and had to take 3 breaks walking through the airport. It was…

I’m pretty poor, but I received a pair of black Louboutin boots as a gift last year. They are magnificent and beautiful and the most uncomfortable fucking shoes I’ve ever owned. The mostly stay in their box, looking pretty, save for occasions when I want to make someone asshole jealous.

Amber is finger-in-the-butt shaming. Not cool.

“Lopsided beef load”.

How do you masturbate AT someone, exactly?

I don’t understand something about these “last games” scenarios: Even if one or two of these teams leave for LA, a new stadium won’t be built by next season, so they’d have to play at their respective home stadium for another season while it is built, no?

Halsey’s album Badlands is fucking incredible. I stumbled upon it by accident and am now obsessed with it. I’m sort of old, and I can’t believe she’s only like 20 singing about some really heavy shit, with sincerity and pain. Apparently she’s friends with Beiber, which I also don’t quite get, but her album is sick and…

I really have no fucking clue why they discontinued it, I seriously had to get an in at 2 grocery stores as to when the shipments came in so I could buy them before they sold out (Tuesday). They flew off the shelf for months everywhere I went. Whhhyyyyyyyyy fage WHHHYYYYYYY

Don't even talk about this.. They also had coconut and I was IN LOVE with that one too, and they're just gone now. I was legit really sad about this for like two months.

I love it.