Because we’re in The Bad Place.

Have to say, I’m not exactly certain why Megyn is missing the forest for the trees here. The issue is not what Jane Fonda did or did not do during the Vietnam war.

I watched the Vietnam documentary with my Vietnam vet dad and when the topic of “Hanoi Jane” came up he quickly said “oh who cares.”

We all have an Uncle Gary. Ours lives in the White House.

And the dildo will be vastly more reliable. Trust.

So last night I ended up in a Messenger imbroglio with the husband of one of my in-laws because I had the AUDACITY to put a laugh emoji next to one of his friends comments on a thread about DACA kids (her take was that most of them were vicious thugs with criminal records). He then demanded that I cite facts that…

From the Los Angeles Women’s March.

I was met by a cop, holding a gun to my face...I was asked to step outside, put my hands behind my back, and was handcuffed.

I get another go at the dream job! Next Friday. It’s the same job (staff doula at a local hospital) that I went for in December but in a different part of town. It would be a longer commute but that’s ok. And they requested my references this time for people to fill out email questionnaires, so that’s a step further…

Well in Toledo they elected a man to a school board who raped a 14 year old and layer sexually harassed and stalked a co-worker... They had to change their meetings location b/c he’s banned from school property... So I think you may have a chance.

The light has gone out of my life.

He would NOT pay a lot. Don is notoriously cheap. He’d comp her a room at one of his hotels or something

The reason that I know, for sure, that this will not go anywhere is that taking down the NRA and Trump at the same time would simply be to good to be true. #fakenews

Stupid women, getting all offended by deliberately caricaturized representations of their gender... GET OVER IT LADIES AMIRITE?!

Nah, I mysteriously got regreyed sometime around October I think? Still no idea why, but it’s only on Jez.

Marzipan is adorable, and “puppy uglies” is an oxymoron.

Yep. I was watching the doctor live and was trying to figure out if he was full of shit or not. As soon as he said the president was 239 lbs, I realized that he was lying, lying, lying. There’s no way that Trump is 239 lbs (which “conveniently,” puts Trump’s BMI in the overweight range, instead of obese, which he…

This is huge, but Kramer was not the director. He was the stunt coordinator. In some ways that makes it worse because he had reasons to touch her body at work after the event. Eugh.

Seal, please shut the fuck up. The reason why there are so many incriminating photos of celebrities palling around with Weinstein was because he was a virus who ingratiated himself with anyone who had influence. And I find it a tad sexist that only women are being criticized with their associations with known male…

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