It’s a fucking bikini why would anyone want to wear a used bikini?

Call me crazy, but I wouldn’t wear bikini bottoms someone else had worn no matter how many freaking crystals were hand sewn on ‘em.... OT, panting with anticipation (panticipating?) SCARY STORY WINNERS!

He totally missed the opportunity to go minimalist with the catchphrase: “Hello.”

In the correct timeline, no. Hillary Clinton is also president there. But here, in the darkest timeline, their relationship was destroyed like all of our hopes and dreams.

Ted Danson has spent his life in the spotlight and has generally been an excellent and decent person. Do you really think he deserves eternal condemnation for a single, questionable decision 25 years ago?

....and apologized for it 23 years ago and never did anything like it every again? And although yes, he should have known better and it doesn’t make it right, he did it in conjunction with Goldberg (who he was dating) and her approval. It was a giant mistake all around, they both apologized and felt horrible.

Pretty sure almost nobody remembers that. Ill-advised, to be sure, but probably not worth calling him an asshole decades after the fact.

Totally, and having met him briefly, he’s a freaking delight and super hot.

I have met him three times and he was a delight and wonderful and we danced a lovely impromptu waltz in a shoe store. Sometimes you should meet your heroes.

It means someone should check his freezer.

It’s my birthday!! ITS MY BIRTHDAY! My dad keeps asking me what I want for it, but I don’t really want anything. So - what’s the best gift you’ve either got or given?? I got bose wireless headphones last year that I am obsessed with. Best gift I’ve ever given was a really fancy traveling backgammon set to an at the…

Another exception: Cosby’s wife. That enabling bitch deserves to rot in hell right alongside her rapist husband.

here’s why i think it isnt her:

Mine is “Why? I’m not seeking your validation” and then keep moving.

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Around five years ago, I was a TA for an undergraduate literature course that had 300 students; there were two TAs and our job was mostly to do grading (sigh) and hand out exams and set up PowerPoints and stuff of that nature. Basically, assist the professor in all manner of tedium while she lectured. Due to a…

I find FKA Twigs truly beautiful.

Bourdain cavalierly dumped his wife of nearly 30 years for a younger model and now he has “traded up” once again so he might as well shut the fuck up. No need to trash Hillary as a means of impressing his new hot number. He’s a blowhard.

Do you remember the story about how the kid was writing a paper with headphones on and there was writing all over the house that said “LOOK AT ME”? It still haunts me and that was I think like 3 years ago.

WTeverlovingF were these people supposed to do with paper towels? Mop up the 3 feet of water in their homes (if they’re lucky enough to still have a home)?