I know it’s not a popular sentiment, but maybe TS is not a total fake, shifty, friend using, boyfriend exploiting, Kanye bully? Just a thought.

You know who else didn’t want to be President? Bernie Sanders. Yet he ran anyway because a bird landed on his podium and he thought it was an omen, but he had birdseed in his pockets the whole time to feed the pigeons. Pigeons, man, who feeds fucking pigeons?

I guarantee that at least 85% of this country never heard of the word “dotard”prior to Kim Jong Un using it. Threat of nuclear annihilation aside, he’s done more to advance the education of America than Betsy DeVos could ever hope to do.

Lesbians, dying or otherwise, don’t deserve the insult of that comparison.

I don’t watch the NFL and generally I don’t care about it. But I fully support Kaepernick and am loving these protests

Amy and Willow giving me a “watchu eating?” look.

My idiot likes Primark bags

We brought this lovely cross-eyed kitty home from the rescue place two weeks ago! She’s in a bitey mood (only 3 mos old, what can you do) but sometimes is sweet and takes cute pics.

Hi again Jezzies,

With any luck, we’ll get to have Ivanka in court while her daddy is before a Congressional hearing at the same time.

ha i loved that the pizza in The Good Place is Hawaiian.... b/c my husband loves hawaiian and he is just wrong. we had TV-proof of his wrongness and he was a little sad about it!

Me, watching the S1 finale: “FORKING SHIRTBALLS!!!”

It made perfect sense- it’s the same philosophical concept as Sartre, only longer form and more modern.

Probably for the same reason Jezebel is in love with Biden even though he’s super creepy and inappropriate with nearly every girl/woman he comes in contact with.

She looked uncomfortable/embarrassed and he practically pushed her away.

Noooo, don’t use St Ives! The walnut particles actually scratch your face and cause damage to the skin’s surface (which is probably pretty NBD when you’re 20, but as you get older and your skin gets worse at repairing itself, can become a problem). You’re better off using a chemical exfoliant, a scrub with rounded…

Hey now — you’re building a human! A friend once told me when she was pregnant that it was the most productive she’d ever been while doing absolutely nothing. “I’m pretty sure I made an eyeball today... and I didn’t even leave the couch!”

Happy Saturday folks!!! I’m a sometimes commentor, big time star everything haha but I wanted to share that yesterday my mom passed her citizenship interview and exam! I hope everyone is having a great weekend!

Yeah it’s pretty sad how stupid the country is it’s okay you thought that the country was smart than this I did too. Hell i’ll admit right after Obama got elected I thought we were starting to move forward as a country but boy was I wrong.

I’m filled with so much hate right now I’m jittering like a cheap teakettle. I HATE THIS MAN MORE THAN ANY OTHER PERSON ON EARTH.