Not only that, but he admitted that he’s ready to immediately sign failed legislation.

And of course, the rightwing nutjobs are blaming Hillary.

I would have smiled sweetly and said, “Yes, I know. That’s why I date younger guys with big hands.” Slight emphasis on hands. 

WE COULD HAVE HAD THE FIRST FEMALE PRESIDENT. I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THIS COUNTRY.

I can’t get myself to watch the actual video so thanks for those details. Just reading that made me cringe so much.

And everyone knows he meant, “for your age.”

Julianne, darling, it’s been over 95° in LA for a week (this heatwave ends today). Let’s give them all credit for showing up in suits and gowns, no matter how informal. I’d have been schvitzing if I had to get trussed up in anything beyond a T- shirt and shorts!

Kellyanne - When you say, “Collusion? No. We don’t have that yet,” it implies that we will eventually. You might want to refrain from using “yet” in future bullshit sessions.

Someone should just create an interview bot to fill in for Kellyanne Conway and the not quite a Nazi, but wishes he were guy. Gorka’s could just repeat variations of “Donald Trump is an alpha male. I am an alpha male. Our penises are like locomotives made of gorillas”. It would save everyone a lot of time and energy.

I really hate when the Kardashians get excited about “going on vacation”. Your whole fucking life is vacation.

Guess who said this: “I love me and that’s all that matters.” 

‘it looks like it’s suddenly reversed course.’

So, this has nothing to do with anything in DB (apologies in advance), but...I’m quitting drinking. I’ve been thinking about it for a few years, and it’s finally time to pull the plug on it. Nothing crazy has happened, but I’m just tired of my energy being sapped constantly, of bruising too easily, and of not being…

Something something Clinton uranium deal something

Still the orangest.

It’s pretty fucking rich for McConnell to complain about a lack of cooperation from the opposite party, given his epic obstruction of Obama nominations.

Damn, we need new episodes of The Good Place sooner than late September!

You know things have gotten bad when Donald Trump isn’t even the dumbest Donald Trump.

But maybe the fact that she kept him for four years means that she tried a bunch of things and didn’t give up on him easily? There is a charitable interpretation of this.

Hello all, I hope you’re having a lovely Saturday!