Higher birth rates? But only for Republicans, right?

Crushes are dependent on “rose-colored glasses.” Take them off and focus on all the annoying little quirks and habits you’ve been overlooking. If that doesn’t work, invent some to humanize this idealized version of a person you’re attracted to.

Ha! I got Stainiac and Mary Lou-minizer as well—along with Brow Pro and two tubes of my staple Shelter tinted moisturizer. They threw in Scuba mascara for free for spending $50. Good thing it was free because it’s the WORST.

I’m grey again, too. Haven’t made many comments lately—much less disrespectful ones. There’s been an exodus of writers/editors lately. Maybe that has something to do with it?

Thaw the turkey, chop up some celery and onions and mix with Miracle Whip, pepper to taste. Spread into baking dish and sprinkle some shredded cheddar cheese and crushed potato chips on top and bake at 350 degrees until cheese melts.

Thick, rich and unscented: https://www.target.com/p/alba-very-emollient-body-lotion-unscented-original-32oz/-/A-10770231#lnk=sametab

I hate Matt Taiabbi with the heat of a thousand suns. He is the original Bernie Bro.

Not to mention national healthcare...

His name is Ronan. Dylan is his sister’s name.

I have that one, too! Also spiders. Trying to vacuum up cobwebs and spiders.

California has “clinics” where you basically go in, fill out a form, have a 10-15 minute discussion with a doctor and voila! Insomnia is an easy, catch-all diagnosis. This might help you locate a doctor amenable to prescribing marijuana: https://www.marijuanadoctors.com/medical-marijuana/PA/pennsylvania

It’s a mystery since many of his tweets (for example, his rage tweets against Corker) are re-runs of previous “twits.” Snore. So boring.

This is correct. It’s just a rebranding of the PARENT company to encompass the Coach and non-Coach (Kate Spade, Stuart Weitzman) brands.

The Closer, Major Crimes, Suits.

Awwwwwww! I just want to smooch that sweet little kitten face (and probably be scratched in the process—but it would be worth it)!

Right? Most of the idiots boycotting the NFL due to Kaepernick’s protest 1. don’t watch football anyway (my Mom) or 2. used all the pre-grame @#$% to stock up on snacks and beer.

They are gorgeous!

We’re headed over the edge of the Grand Canyon to plummet to our deaths? I don’t think that’s a dumb explanation. The analogy seems quite apt for the entire GOP/Trump administration, IMO...

Because I suck at Kinja as well...

Link to this amazing product?