I really want a job as an influencer. I recommend fruit flavored seltzer water, mixed breed dogs, never wearing shoes with Velcro, and Fun Dip Lik-a-Stix. Does anyone feel influenced? Give me a dollar.

Oh thank god. I was getting worried. Not the only weirdos!

such a good burn.

He really wanted the D.

lol, k.

You mean one of her Made in China dresses?

All I care about is seeing what kind of sexy, low-cut gown the First Lady Daughter will be wearing.

She was too masculine! She was too feminine! She was too aggressive and harsh! She was too frail! She was too progressive! She was too moderate! She was too incompetent! She was a diabolical mastermind! She was stiff, rigid, uptight! She was going to keel over at any moment!

And you helping with the fight as well....right?

Don’t forget to mention period shits!

Don’t forget to call your home state’s representatives too. Call them daily. Program the number in your phone. Call them when you’re pooping. Make it part of your routine.

My first pap smear was done at a women’s clinic in Janesville, WI that was located in a strip mall that is a few miles from the upscale neighborhood where Ryan grew up. There’s a lot of unemployed people in Rock County who need ACA, accessible women’s care and Medicare. It galls me to no end that he represents this…

But but but... her emails!

That, and she looks nothing like Ivanka. That’s what initially tipped me off that this was a fake.

I AM SO SICK AND FUCKING TIRED OF THAT FUCKING BULLSHIT.

So when he bangs her it’s really just masturbating not incest.

That dress was one of my favorites! I also loved this look:

Right?
“Chad Richman was your typical, high priced attorney, living in the big city who thought he had it all”
*shots of him doing office work, drinking with the guys, opening the door of his sports car for a pretty lady*
“until one day...” *door-bell*

me @ Maison Hurley